I love that we live in an age where I can simply pack my bag full of BDSM gear and hook up at the nearest soirée. What I hate is arriving to discover that the bed has no goddam posts! What — am I meant to pack my goddam bedposts, too!
No way. Instead, I’m now the proud owner of the Under The Bed Restraint System!
Here’s the low-down:
No posts, no problem. The straps slide under the bed and wrap up around the top of the mattress, where you can then lock your shameful self in.
I tried it out with a guy who wanted to experiment with BDSM for the first time. He was a bit nervous beforehand, but when I whipped out the gear, its simplicity fizzled his worry away.
The kit also includes four Velcro-fastening cuffs, which I love because:
1. they’re easier to carry around
2. real cuffs can sometimes scare off newbies
And because the straps are Velcro, they can be joined and used as a collar, if you’re into that sort of thing, which I most certainly am. Most importantly, these are comfy-cuffs, as I like to call them. Totally comfy.
The set-up takes under a minute — honestly, it’s easier than rolling on a condom.
Convenience, portability, and happy endings. Hear, hear. It may not be the set-up you’ll find at a sex lounge, but since when have you been able to fit a sex lounge in a bag?
And at 68 bucks, this is a perfect entry-level BDSM sexessory.
Anyone else own this? We’d love to hear from you in the comments!