Forget the garden variety cucumber, carrot, and zucchini; they’ve all had their day in the bedroom. Let’s talk tomatoes!
I heard this idea years ago on a late-night radio sex show. I only recently gave it a go. What had I been waiting for? Funds a little low for expensive toys? All you need for this are a tomato and a microwave.
You want a big tomato (size matters!) I recommend a Beefsteak, slightly under-ripe and firm. Core the centre out all the way through (a small paring knife works best), about a 3/4 inch diameter. Then place the tomato in the microwave for 10-15 seconds. You want to warm the tomato, not cook it.
Think of this fruit as a warm juicy cock ring. Slide it up and down for ultimate pleasure. This is something you can try on yourself or surprise your lover with, and he will be surprised! When the tomato falls apart you both can share the spoils: cum-covered tomatoes are tasty!