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Sex Toy Review: Under the Bed Restraint System

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I love that we live in an age where I can simply pack my bag full of BDSM gear and hook up at the nearest soirée. What I hate is arriving to discover that the bed has no goddam posts! What — am I meant to pack my goddam bedposts, too!

No way. Instead, I’m now the proud owner of the Under The Bed Restraint System!

This puppy transforms any bed (even the lame-ass bedpost-less ones) into a makeshift playpen.

Here’s the low-down:

No posts, no problem. The straps slide under the bed and wrap up around the top of the mattress, where you can then lock your shameful self in.

I tried it out with a guy who wanted to experiment with BDSM for the first time. He was a bit nervous beforehand, but when I whipped out the gear, its simplicity fizzled his worry away.

The kit also includes four Velcro-fastening cuffs, which I love because:

1. they’re easier to carry around
2. real cuffs can sometimes scare off newbies

And because the straps are Velcro, they can be joined and used as a collar, if you’re into that sort of thing, which I most certainly am. Most importantly, these are comfy-cuffs, as I like to call them. Totally comfy.

The set-up takes under a minute — honestly, it’s easier than rolling on a condom.

Convenience, portability, and happy endings. Hear, hear. It may not be the set-up you’ll find at a sex lounge, but since when have you been able to fit a sex lounge in a bag?

And at 68 bucks, this is a perfect entry-level BDSM sexessory.

Anyone else own this? We’d love to hear from you in the comments!

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