I love that we live in an age where I can simply pack my bag full of BDSM gear and hook up at the nearest soirée. What I hate is arriving to discover that the bed has no bedposts!
What — am I meant to pack my bedposts, too?
No way. Instead, I’m now the proud owner of the Under The Bed Restraint System.
The Under the Bed Restraint System by SportSheets transforms any bed (even bedpost-less ones) into a makeshift playpen.
Here’s the low-down on these bondage restraints .
Under the Bed Restraint System in Action
No posts, no problem. The straps slide under the bed and wrap up around the top of the mattress, where you can then lock your shameful self in.
I tried it out with a guy who wanted to experiment with bondage for the first time. He was a bit nervous beforehand, but when I whipped out the gear, its simplicity fizzled his worry away.
The under the bed restraint system also includes four Velcro-fastening cuffs, which I love because:
1. they’re easier to carry around
2. real cuffs can sometimes scare off newbies
And because the straps are Velcro, they can be joined and used as a collar, if you’re into that sort of thing, which I most certainly am. Most importantly, these are comfy cuffs, as I like to call them. Totally comfy.
The set-up takes under a minute — honestly, it’s easier than rolling on a condom.
Convenience, portability, and happy endings. Hear, hear. It may not be the restraint set-up you’ll find at a sex lounge, but since when have you been able to fit a sex lounge in a bag?
And at 70 bucks, this is a perfect entry-level BDSM bondage accessory.
Does anyone else own under bed restraints? We’d love to hear from you in the comments!